Submitting to the council of my more legally savvy friends, I've formed a "Limited Liability Company" to protect myself from the litigious and accident prone.
So if you whacked yourself in the head with a sledgehammer and were planning on suing me, it's too late. Go and spill some coffee on yourself at mcdonalds.
I don't like McDonalds coffee, and I like you too much to sue you for anything anyways!
LOL..
Directive creator!
That's funny!
Glad you are "covered"...